Andy's Blog – Gone Further

If Bill Gates has the audacity to make us select our language as “English (UK)” then I believe that using ‘Football’ and ‘Football (US)’ instead of differentiating between American Football and our English, almost apologetic, vernacular that goes something like this:

“Football, well, errrr, soccer. You know, our football.”

Before violently shouting,

“PROPER FOOTBALL!”

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It seems that I’m at that stage of my life where I can’t seems to negotiate a weekend without there being some sort of wedding. Fortunately it’s been a summer of several weddings and they are all good friends of mine, furthermore these ‘several’ weddings have only actually involved two couples who don’t seem to [...]